There are not enough WTFs in the world to describe this commercial for 18 Again, a “vaginal tightening and rejuvenating cream” that supposedly makes couples want to prance around the family courtyard singing about how they feel like virgins again. I don’t know what to say about this except WTF WTF WTF (repeat repeat repeat…).
You should really visit the website. It has an amazing FAQ section, which includes this gem:
How to determine vaginal looseness?
Check by placing a finger in your vagina and squeezing inner muscles around it. If you do not feel enough tightening pressure or very less pressure around your finger, you have loose vagina.
“LOOSE VAGINA”? OMG, WTF WTF WTF.
Will 18 AGAIN gel help to get hymen back?
No, 18 Again helps in toning up and tightening of vagina.
Ok, I just gotta say: if you’re stupid enough to think that you can regrow your hymen by squirting some gel into your vagina, then you should not be having sex with anyone. For a long long time.
Will 18 Again transfer to my partner during intercourse and how will this affect his penis?
Not to worry, there will be no negative effect on your partner. Rather, your partner shall start feeling more pleasure by the time you complete your 3 months usage.
YAY, 18 Again will tighten your loose, flabby vagina without tightening his loose, flabby penis! He will feel more pleasure in 3 months! Now we can all feel like virgins again because obviously virginal sex is the best kind of sex and everybody wants virginal sex, ammirite??? YEAH!!! OMG, celebrate!
UPDATE: Here is an interesting article from Reuters about the rise of vaginoplasty in the U.S. According to the article, “the trend is the latest service aimed at women pursuing an impossible ideal of physical perfection, hyped by Internet pornography and advertising by surgeons…”
I like how they’re so specific about Internet porn contributing to this trend. So are more women watching porn now because it’s so easily accessible through the Internet and that is influencing their perception of what a vagina is supposed to look like? I have so many questions.