Ok, ok, so maybe the ugliness of these shoes is irrelevant. What I mean is, two-inch platforms should not be worn by anyone under age 15, let alone four-year-olds (and yes, these platform sandals by Brazilian brand Contramao come in sizes meant for wee four-year-olds!). Even princess brats like Suri Cruise don’t wear heels this high!
But whatever. It’s not my business what you put on your kids’ feet. If your girl needs something new to wear to her “Toddlers & Tiaras” audition, be my guest. These hideous heels are on sale for $37 right now on MyHabit.com. Maybe you also want to consult this little guide on buying the right high heels for your child and hosting a fun “princess party” where all the little ones wear high heels and twist their ankles? Yeah, I’m totally judging you right now.